techspastic: a site about stuff?

Yes of course we can A.I. It’s built into cloud stuff.

Yes cyber, I mean no, I mean compliance. Wait, security? No, Cyber, yes. I’m a <insert any non-tech profession> expert, I know how to cyber. I really do.

Yes I agree. I mean no. I mean not my problem. What? That’s outsourced right? I love my job.

Yes. I mean what? Bananas? Yes. Done.

Turn it off and on. No good? Plug it in. Fixed. Thanks.

What’s a techspastic? Yes it is. End.